Shipping Meme

I went ahead and did it, because why the heck not.
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Love
Apple x Flam- I dunno why I like this one so much. They just seem to be perfect for each other.
Blossomforth x Thunderlane- EEE THESE TWO ARE SO CUTE
Cadence x Shining Armor- They are just so in love it's adorable.
Derpy/Ditzy x The Doctor- They're so cute together. <3
Fluttershy x Big Mac- They're shy. They're soft-spoken. They respond with monosyllabic answers. They're...perfect.
Granny x Gardener- I don't know.
Luna x Pipsqueak- WHEN PIPSQUEAK IS AN ADULT STALLION ONLY. I frown upon pedophilia.
Pinkie x Discord- In my head-canon, Pinkie convinces Luna and Celestia to bring Discord back, and basically Pinkie teaches Discord not to be evil. (read my fanfic for more details)
Rainbow Dash x Soarin- Okay, I love this pairing. If you've met Rose Glider, Stormy Skies, and/or Firework, you know this.
Rarity x Fancy Pants- I can just imagine them discussing stuff together.
Sweetie Belle x Pipsqueak- They're SO CUTE
Trixie x Prince Blueblood- They're absolutely PERFECT for each other.
Twist x Snips or Snails- They're all dorky, why not?
Like
Carrot Top x Braeburn- Why not?
Chrysalis x Nightmare Moon- The only pony yuri I like. (Not Chrysalis x Luna, Chrysalis x Nightmare Moon. There's a difference.)
Colgate x The Doctor- They're cute!
Dinky x Featherweight- See above.
Granny x Flam- See above.
Photo Finish x Hoity Toity- They're both famous and like to make de (fashion) magicks. (Funny how they're both earth ponies and can't use magic.)
Rarity x Blueblood- When shipping these two, I imagine him drunk on cider when the thing happened.
Sweetie Belle x Spike- They're cute together! I still prefer Sweetie x Pip though.
Neutral
Caramel x Applejack- There's no interaction between them at all.
Twilight Sparkle x Spike- Eh, I see them as just friends.
Not Sure
Cheerilee x Big Mac- They're pretty much opposites...
Celestia x Discord- meh
Spitfire x Soarin'- I think of them as teammates.
Hate
Applejack x Rainbow Dash- Rival-friends. Not lovers.
Bon-Bon x Lyra- UGH. They are just friends!
Trixie x Twilight- Trixie hates Twilight.
OCs
Gilda and Diamond Tiara are both so lovestruck they forget to be mean to their crushes.
The Loveless Journeyers
Since my head-canon takes place in the future, the CMCs are a little younger than the current Mane 6. Scootaloo, Colgate**, Lyra, Apple Bloom, Vinyl Scratch, Fleur de Lis, and Daring Do* joined together to find love when their friends were all hooked up with handsome stallions. And, like the CMCs now, they fail epicly.

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*In my head-canon, Twilight and the author of the Daring Do books performed a spell to bring Daring Do to life
**Lyra, Colgate, Bon-Bon, etc. never age